customer is crazy about lotion - tanTALK

crzytanner · 03-30-2007, 11:53 AM

I have this customer that is as black as the ace of spades and she says "Im not getting any darker what lotion will make me black?" LORD HELP ME!! She says I don't want a bronzer because thats fake and no tingle because I get these white spots BLAA BLAAAAA. Anyway how do you handle this situation and please before I pull out my hair!!

JensSunQuest · 03-30-2007, 12:05 PM

this is when the world of technology shines its blessing on us....keep your digital camara handy take a picture of her and let her see how dark she is...whats the old saying "ohh for the gift to see ourselves as other see us!" but still talk her into a lotion....Accelerators like Ambrosia are great or Naked Truth by Fiji......theres a cheap on that just came out called Hey Gorgeous its actually really good....all else fail if you offer airburshing offer that to her once in awhile along with tanning(makes you more bling$$)....

fbx22 · 03-30-2007, 06:20 PM

give her a can of black spray paint:lol:

dcjjp2 · 03-31-2007, 10:17 AM

She is probably one of those tools on Iamtan .

sundude · 03-31-2007, 10:26 AM

tool

1468 up, 522 down

someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.
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3.tool

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someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat.

fbx22 · 04-01-2007, 11:17 AM

:lol:

tangirl86 · 06-04-2007, 12:19 AM

HAHA! This sounds exactly like a customer I have. She always comes in and says "I just can't get no darker!". It cracks me up. She seriously brought in a DUFFEL bag full of lotions she had bought over the past few years. There were things in there I had never even seen before. She mostly sticks to the tingles, and I always try to talk her into a bronzer but she says they just don't do anything for her. She also mixes all of her various lotions together. About two months ago she bought about four different bottles of lotion in one week. She's a nut.

mr belvedere · 06-04-2007, 12:20 AM

Haha! The MADNESS!!! ~I feel your pain~

ebsungirl · 06-04-2007, 10:36 AM

I have one like that too! HA HA

Marca · 06-04-2007, 10:59 AM

Don't you wonder though, if you mix a tingle with - whatever scale you're using - tingle factor 5 with a lotion with tingle factor 3... what do you get? A stronger tingle than 5 or not???

And the same with bronzers....

03-30-2007, 11:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
crzytanner Join Date: Mar 16 2005 Location: muscle shoals, al Age: 54 Posts: 590 Rep Power: 20	customer is crazy about lotion I have this customer that is as black as the ace of spades and she says "Im not getting any darker what lotion will make me black?" LORD HELP ME!! She says I don't want a bronzer because thats fake and no tingle because I get these white spots BLAA BLAAAAA. Anyway how do you handle this situation and please before I pull out my hair!!

03-30-2007, 12:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
JensSunQuest Join Date: Jan 20 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fla Age: 40 Posts: 775 Rep Power: 21	Re: customer is crazy about lotion this is when the world of technology shines its blessing on us....keep your digital camara handy take a picture of her and let her see how dark she is...whats the old saying "ohh for the gift to see ourselves as other see us!" but still talk her into a lotion....Accelerators like Ambrosia are great or Naked Truth by Fiji......theres a cheap on that just came out called Hey Gorgeous its actually really good....all else fail if you offer airburshing offer that to her once in awhile along with tanning(makes you more bling$$)....

03-30-2007, 06:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
fbx22 Join Date: Mar 30 2007 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Re: customer is crazy about lotion give her a can of black spray paint:lol:

03-31-2007, 10:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: customer is crazy about lotion tool1468 up, 522 downsomeone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne. Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to. by sham Feb 8, 2003 email it 3.tool904 up, 246 downsomeone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an asshat. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

04-01-2007, 11:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
fbx22 Join Date: Mar 30 2007 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Re: customer is crazy about lotion :lol:

06-04-2007, 12:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
tangirl86 Join Date: Jun 3 2007 Location: VA Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Re: customer is crazy about lotion HAHA! This sounds exactly like a customer I have. She always comes in and says "I just can't get no darker!". It cracks me up. She seriously brought in a DUFFEL bag full of lotions she had bought over the past few years. There were things in there I had never even seen before. She mostly sticks to the tingles, and I always try to talk her into a bronzer but she says they just don't do anything for her. She also mixes all of her various lotions together. About two months ago she bought about four different bottles of lotion in one week. She's a nut.

06-04-2007, 12:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
mr belvedere Mr. b Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 54 Posts: 7,247 Rep Power: 68	Re: customer is crazy about lotion Haha! The MADNESS!!! ~I feel your pain~ __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

06-04-2007, 10:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 4,570 Rep Power: 24	Re: customer is crazy about lotion I have one like that too! HA HA __________________ Undercover Angel!

06-04-2007, 10:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Marca I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 17 2006 Location: France Posts: 4,967 Rep Power: 43	Re: customer is crazy about lotion Don't you wonder though, if you mix a tingle with - whatever scale you're using - tingle factor 5 with a lotion with tingle factor 3... what do you get? A stronger tingle than 5 or not??? And the same with bronzers.... __________________ The hottest tulips on tantalk ~~~~ www.DiMarca-Online.com~~~~ ~~~~ www.DomainedeRomefort.com~~~~

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