Rod/Drew - Can You Help Me? - tanTALK

Don Smith · 04-16-2002, 10:10 AM

Rod/Drew:

I have trouble tanning my ears.

Can you help me by designing a unit that would sit in the lobby and only tan my ears?

It will, I predict, become as practical, useful and profitable as your leg tanning unit.

Don

Chippp · 04-16-2002, 10:43 AM

How about people that get the bum line smiliey face.....what about an anus and cheeks only tanning unit, maybe a tube lamp that you stick up........oh never mind.
:0

Or a arm pit tanner?

Think of the sales

Chippp · 04-16-2002, 10:44 AM

a pits ad rump tanner.............who would want to clean that............hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tropical Sun · 04-16-2002, 11:39 AM

I am certain it will do better than NAATSO has done.

Rod

P.S. I have nothing to do with the leg tanner except as an end user who is satisfied with the results and enjoys being able to talk about those results.

Golden Key · 04-16-2002, 12:04 PM

lmfoa, chipp to much, Don my ears are a little white, good idea

Rich C · 04-16-2002, 12:36 PM

Don,

Try cutting off the hair on your ears, that might help.

Don Smith · 04-16-2002, 02:12 PM

Rich:

I'm not cutting off ANY of the hair I have!

My reason for growing a beard was to compensate for what I don't have on top. LOL

Rod:

Lighten up, Dude!

Don

BooBop · 04-16-2002, 04:09 PM

Now you have peaked my curiousity. Do they make a shoulder tanner that you could just sit at the end of an existing bed? This might be an idea. Or have I already missed it somewhere?

solarmeter · 04-22-2002, 12:59 PM

Ears: Use new Sony Walkman # SRF-M35 with optional silver earphones MDR-G52. A UVP penlight and teflon diffuser will package nicely between the earpiece cover and open-cell foam. Run a wire from the two AAA batts to the UV penlights. Delivers 4 MED in 60 min to each white ear. Patent pending # 246813579.

04-16-2002, 10:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Don Smith Join Date: Feb 25 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,643 Rep Power: 26	Rod/Drew: I have trouble tanning my ears. Can you help me by designing a unit that would sit in the lobby and only tan my ears? It will, I predict, become as practical, useful and profitable as your leg tanning unit. Don

04-16-2002, 10:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chippp Join Date: Apr 19 2001 Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 24	How about people that get the bum line smiliey face.....what about an anus and cheeks only tanning unit, maybe a tube lamp that you stick up........oh never mind. :0 Or a arm pit tanner? Think of the sales

04-16-2002, 10:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Chippp Join Date: Apr 19 2001 Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 24	a pits ad rump tanner.............who would want to clean that............hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-16-2002, 11:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tropical Sun Join Date: Dec 3 2001 Posts: 62 Rep Power: 0	I am certain it will do better than NAATSO has done. Rod P.S. I have nothing to do with the leg tanner except as an end user who is satisfied with the results and enjoys being able to talk about those results.

04-16-2002, 12:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Golden Key Join Date: Feb 21 2002 Posts: 557 Rep Power: 23	lmfoa, chipp to much, Don my ears are a little white, good idea

04-16-2002, 12:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Rich C Join Date: Feb 7 2000 Posts: 154 Rep Power: 25	Don, Try cutting off the hair on your ears, that might help.

04-16-2002, 02:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Don Smith Join Date: Feb 25 2000 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,643 Rep Power: 26	Rich: I'm not cutting off ANY of the hair I have! My reason for growing a beard was to compensate for what I don't have on top. LOL Rod: Lighten up, Dude! Don

04-16-2002, 04:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66 Posts: 7,766 Rep Power: 28	Now you have peaked my curiousity. Do they make a shoulder tanner that you could just sit at the end of an existing bed? This might be an idea. Or have I already missed it somewhere?

04-22-2002, 12:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
solarmeter Join Date: Nov 13 2001 Location: MI Posts: 861 Rep Power: 23	Ears: Use new Sony Walkman # SRF-M35 with optional silver earphones MDR-G52. A UVP penlight and teflon diffuser will package nicely between the earpiece cover and open-cell foam. Run a wire from the two AAA batts to the UV penlights. Delivers 4 MED in 60 min to each white ear. Patent pending # 246813579.

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