Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? - Page 4

austinbarbie · 01-28-2007, 10:47 AM

A new tanning salon opened up around the corner from me this past spring (literally walking distance) and they went out of business last month!

Brandy1 · 01-28-2007, 10:48 AM

Gets old doesn't it.

Sherin · 01-28-2007, 10:58 AM

I think this is why so many new ones show up in Texas...

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the
highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below.About 3AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck . He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the
driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in
the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him.

This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to'Pull over!'The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.

Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.

Neon Beach · 01-28-2007, 11:03 AM

Brandy1 · 01-28-2007, 11:21 AM

OMG... LMAO....

Neon Beach · 01-28-2007, 11:22 AM

Which beds should she buy?

Brandy1 · 01-28-2007, 11:29 AM

ETS definatly. And carry Squeeze lotions for sure.

Sherin · 01-28-2007, 11:29 AM

Mine...Does she want to move to WA?

Neon Beach · 01-28-2007, 11:33 AM

From Texas? piffffffff as if?

Brandy1 · 01-28-2007, 11:39 AM

Yep. A salon on every corner and new ones being built everyday. And we are still millionaires. Go Figure!

01-28-2007, 10:47 AM	#31 (permalink)
austinbarbie Join Date: Aug 29 2006 Location: Texas Age: 35 Posts: 202 Rep Power: 2	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? A new tanning salon opened up around the corner from me this past spring (literally walking distance) and they went out of business last month!

01-28-2007, 10:48 AM	#32 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,015 Rep Power: 36	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? Gets old doesn't it. __________________

01-28-2007, 10:58 AM	#33 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 9	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? I think this is why so many new ones show up in Texas... In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below.About 3AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck . He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him. The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to'Pull over!'The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour. __________________ War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

01-28-2007, 11:03 AM	#34 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? LMAO

01-28-2007, 11:21 AM	#35 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,015 Rep Power: 36	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? OMG... LMAO.... __________________

01-28-2007, 11:22 AM	#36 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? Which beds should she buy?

01-28-2007, 11:29 AM	#37 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,015 Rep Power: 36	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? ETS definatly. And carry Squeeze lotions for sure. __________________

01-28-2007, 11:29 AM	#38 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 9	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? Mine...Does she want to move to WA? __________________ War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

01-28-2007, 11:33 AM	#39 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? From Texas? piffffffff as if?

01-28-2007, 11:39 AM	#40 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,015 Rep Power: 36	Re: Texas Newbie - which beds to buy??? Yep. A salon on every corner and new ones being built everyday. And we are still millionaires. Go Figure! __________________

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