OK, here's a dumb question...If I tan naked in a tanning bed, what precautions should I take to protect my p****? I've been told it won't burn at all but I prefer to play it safe.

use a sock on your c**k. Red Hot Chili Peppers style!!

I am cracking up!!! That is a good question, though! My husband was wondering the same thing!!!

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On 2005-06-30 09:18:00, howardtheduck wrote:
use a sock on your c**k. Red Hot Chili Peppers style!!

That is what my wife told me to do.
I've been doing it but will stop if it is not needed.

just always remember not to burn yourself because as with people putting towels on their face to avoid wearing goggles or to prevent face from getting tan, if water can get through, UV light can get through as well. As long as you tan smart, you'll be OK.

If you are not sure, get a pair of g-string underwear, that way you can tan your a** and not have to worry about your package.

yeah, you can toast the buns all you want but don't burn the weiner or you'll be sorry.

she said p**** not a weiner!!! different bits.

does anyone understand metiphores anymore? jeez, I'm just chimming in like everyone else.

Quote:use a sock on your c**k.
gee howard are we doing nursery rhymes now Lol!