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08-18-2002, 10:13 AM
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Rep Power: 24  | For decades now conversations have buzzed between women on the same note.. From the high school locker rooms to the tennis courts in Palm Beach, from the Tea Rooms in New York to Sun Decks in the South of France…... Back porches in Ohio to mountain top campgrounds… You can hear the buzzzz… When women get together it seems the question goes unanswered.. WHY DO I LOVE HIM??? Could we women .. may I add… SMART WOMEN, confuse Love with SEX??? Could it have something with our hormones???? Barbara, my very wise and wonderful friend says “ Sex makes you stupid”! “It’s all in the hormones baby.. they mess us women up” says Barbara.. My sister, the Doctor of education calls it “mojo in action”.... “Hang on to your libido dear sisters”.. smiles Linda I call it “Spring Fever”. ( even if there is 12 feet of snow on the ground)..I say “it makes us weird out, and I like it.. "... My mom use to say “ Chrissey.. Love is blind.”. maybe mom was right because , I’ve fallen a few times.. I have been known to walk into walls.. act very uncool even down right foolish..I have been forgetful and down right “stupid”.... When the love bug has bitten me.. It’s not pretty folks.. but its wacky fun!!... Could there be a hidden hormone that wacks us out??? So... I put on my Lois Lane outfit.. Did a little upsweep with my hair.. put on my glasses and went “Cub Reporting”…( “even Cub Reporters do their homework”)….. There is scientific evidence that points to a hormone called “the bonding hormone”. It’s name is “oxytocin”.. It is the same hormone produced in our brains when we breast feed our babies.. this same hormone is produced when we as women have an orgasm! How many times has your best friend said.. “I don’t know what see in “HIM”…. Or “Come on what are you thinking here”..shrugging your shoulders... you have no answer that make any sense.. So… could this mean when we women have rip roaring sex we fall in love.. While men have rip roaring sex and just have rip roaring sex?? That can't be right.. can it??? Could this oxytocin make us females fall in LOVE at the drop of a hormone? What about the men here?? I’ll leave the male version to Eric and Don.. I’m sure they’ll have the answers.. Is it a biological thing?? YIPES!! Women have very different needs in relationships vs. the male needs.. I can think of 102 of them off the top of my head.. Could we be we so wired to this hormone that it could make us make wrong choices? Does it make us do things we would not normally do? Could it make us females, think things we would not normally think? Wuzzz Up with this girls??? Mother Nature is suppose to be taking care of us.. Right, or is she playing a very mean trick on us? I need some feed back here.. Tellin Ya like it is from my computer this morning.. C.. Male comments are welcome here.. |
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08-18-2002, 11:42 AM
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Rep Power: 24 | Now.. my question is this.. if we women have this “hormone” that makes us “stupid”.. What hormone is it that men have.. that makes them go to Home Depot and buy all these “toys”.. gadgets ..and tools… J.C. has been pressure washing for two solid days.. The house.. the driveway.. the decks out back.. the pool area.. The Cats.. ( just kidding about the cats)… But what is the hormone that makes them Fall in Love with Home Depot!!! Just asking………. And searching for the “REAL TRUTHS OF LIFE”….. |
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08-18-2002, 01:01 PM
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Rep Power: 24 | It’s an epidemic, I just got off the telephone with Dianna Altman ..We are good friends with her and her husband Mark , we take our Harley rides together quite a bit .. She says Mark has been hanging out at Home Depot all week-end.. Mark has been making trips back and forth from the garage at home to the tool department at the Depot. Are his hormones in full swing here????? . Dianna and I talked about the “hormone”.. she says… We women are all doomed… I’m going to go and reorganize my hall closet and think on this for awhile.. Still in search of the answers this afternoon....... C _________________ Christine' "That's right, it is time for the anti-tanning segment of the dermatology community and their comrades to "throw in the towel" and admit defeat!"Don Smith Don't Miss Don In Action[ This Message was edited by: fungirlz on 2002-08-18 13:03 ] |
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08-18-2002, 02:55 PM
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Rep Power: 24 | HANG ON LADIES!!! I think I have an antidote to the “Home Depot. and Pressure Washing Male hormone” here… DINNER!!!!! Yes.. as bizzare as it may seem.. I think I’m on to something here.. I am preparing a pot of Chili for Sunday afternoon dinner.. I opened the back window a crack and let the aroma of the simmering mixture hit the back patio… Jim moved his head from left to right.. and a huge smile crossed his face.. Showing his teeth like a Black Bear who had a salmon in sight.. … I dipped a huge spoon into the chili took it in hand and went out to “test” my anti-hormone theory… CABOOM!!!!!!!! He growled and shut off the pressure washer!!!!! I smell VICTORY here girls…. Victory is ours…… “It will be done soon”, I said with a kitty cat like purrrrrr… …. "Going to get in my comfy cozy cottons now" ( southern sweet style)…… and went back into the house…. This could be it .. Pressure washer is heading for the garage, I hear it creeking it way down the path as I type this .. ....... Food………..???? Who would have thunk it!!!! Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday.. I sure am.. C _________________ Christine' "That's right, it is time for the anti-tanning segment of the dermatology community and their comrades to "throw in the towel" and admit defeat!"Don Smith Don't Miss Don In Action[ This Message was edited by: fungirlz on 2002-08-18 14:58 ] |
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08-19-2002, 04:28 AM
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Rep Power: 26  | Ladies: Fortunately for the survival of our species, men are much more level headed and not influenced by sights, smells, etc., etc. Regarding Home Depot, it is the modern day version of "male bonding" because it is the one place where we can go and know that most of those inhabiting the place (there ARE some female interlopers from time to time) think like we do (which is to say, logically and correctly!) Regarding the Lois Lane outfit, if that is what starts Jim's motor, great. As for me, I go crazy over Pat in her waitress uniform (just the apron!). Chili (and booze) has been known to have "motor starting" properties for centuries. Remember, candy is dandy but liquor is quicker! LOL Seriously, the answer to your riddle is that people are "attracted" to one person over another person because we have been involved with them (or wanted to be involved with them) in a past life. For instance, I explained to Pat that the sexy woman I was paying a lot of attention to at Stonehenge was someone I had known (in the biblical sense) when she and I lived there 5,000 years ago. [Note: For some strange reason Pat didn't buy my story.] Does this help? Don "Who Is A Leg And Butt Man" Smith |
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