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Old 06-09-2009, 09:34 AM   #21 (permalink)
 
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Add spitoons and outhouse and it's on!
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Looking for an update on any great Worm distributors to add to my Garage Tans, Bait 'N' Tackle, Spa and Port-O-Potty Salon.
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Looking for an update on any great Worm distributors to add to my Garage Tans, Bait 'N' Tackle, Spa and Port-O-Potty Salon.
You know you should really think about doing a search, this has all been covered before. I don't have time for this #hit, but whatever, here's who I use for bait: http://www.dgbait.com/

You should consider painting your barn/garage pastel shades of blue and pink to attract more people and make it feel like Florida. If you need any more help, you can find me in the halfway house up the street.
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Looking for an update on any great Worm distributors to add to my Garage Tans, Bait 'N' Tackle, Spa and Port-O-Potty Salon.
Well my Garage Tans Fried Chicken Day Care® has really taken off. I was thinking about adding bait but wasn't too sure if it would take off. How are your numbers with adding bait? I know that adding the petting zoo was a big hit with the day care crowd but they get upset when it is time to fry up the chickens.

I have been considering adding mobile services to my lineup and have contacted the Trunk Slammers Union® at www.trunkslammersunion.com

I am thinking of making that Mobile Spray Tans , Pet Pooper Scooper, and Lawn Care®.

I have read that I can use the dog poop to make a "home brew" of spray tanning solution that lasts for three weeks and fades naturally. Unfortunately the smell takes longer though so still trying to perfect it before I pack up the trunk and get my spray on. I already tried a formula from that day care diapers but the "baby diarrhea" just does not produce that deep dark color that the doggy diamonds do.
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@ DIN

lets add a gym in the back
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http://www.knockouts.net/

FREE BEER and SPORTS AND HOT CHICKS.

I didn't even know this place existed in my place of residence. I bet they bank... wonder if they're hiring
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Well my Garage Tans Fried Chicken Day Care® has really taken off. I was thinking about adding bait but wasn't too sure if it would take off. How are your numbers with adding bait? I know that adding the petting zoo was a big hit with the day care crowd but they get upset when it is time to fry up the chickens.

I have been considering adding mobile services to my lineup and have contacted the Trunk Slammers Union® at www.trunkslammersunion.com

I am thinking of making that Mobile Spray Tans , Pet Pooper Scooper, and Lawn Care®.

I have read that I can use the dog poop to make a "home brew" of spray tanning solution that lasts for three weeks and fades naturally. Unfortunately the smell takes longer though so still trying to perfect it before I pack up the trunk and get my spray on. I already tried a formula from that day care diapers but the "baby diarrhea" just does not produce that deep dark color that the doggy diamonds do.
Holy cow, i couldn't stop laughing. dems der comic relief was good stuff.

Brian, let me know if you want to start the Trunk Slammers Union, we can be partners. Maybe we'll find Jimmy Hoffa.
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I am not sure that you really want to start a Trunk Slammers Union. The trunk monkeys kind of have that line of work sewn up. The last guy that tried, had a banana stuck where the sun don't shine. http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/
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I'm thinking of adding Salty Fish and Birth Control to the list of Carcinogens that i sell.

I'm thinking of naming it, Salty Fishy Tan and Birth Control Depot!
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lol dont forget the morning after pill for those who didnt remeber to take the birth control..
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