07-20-2009, 02:28 PM | #22 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada
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Rep Power: 20 | Re: New Business Venture Looking for an update on any great Worm distributors to add to my Garage Tans, Bait 'N' Tackle, Spa and Port-O-Potty Salon.
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07-20-2009, 02:44 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Rep Power: 15 | Re: New Business Venture Quote:
You should consider painting your barn/garage pastel shades of blue and pink to attract more people and make it feel like Florida. If you need any more help, you can find me in the halfway house up the street. | |
07-20-2009, 07:53 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: New Business Venture Quote:
I have been considering adding mobile services to my lineup and have contacted the Trunk Slammers Union® at www.trunkslammersunion.com I am thinking of making that Mobile Spray Tans , Pet Pooper Scooper, and Lawn Care®. I have read that I can use the dog poop to make a "home brew" of spray tanning solution that lasts for three weeks and fades naturally. Unfortunately the smell takes longer though so still trying to perfect it before I pack up the trunk and get my spray on. I already tried a formula from that day care diapers but the "baby diarrhea" just does not produce that deep dark color that the doggy diamonds do. | |
07-22-2009, 09:36 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
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Brian, let me know if you want to start the Trunk Slammers Union, we can be partners. Maybe we'll find Jimmy Hoffa.
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07-25-2009, 08:40 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 21 | Re: New Business Venture I am not sure that you really want to start a Trunk Slammers Union. The trunk monkeys kind of have that line of work sewn up. The last guy that tried, had a banana stuck where the sun don't shine. http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/
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07-31-2009, 06:49 PM | #29 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 20 | Re: New Business Venture I'm thinking of adding Salty Fish and Birth Control to the list of Carcinogens that i sell. I'm thinking of naming it, Salty Fishy Tan and Birth Control Depot!
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07-31-2009, 07:05 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 46 | Re: New Business Venture lol dont forget the morning after pill for those who didnt remeber to take the birth control..
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