For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing - Page 2

sun2go · 07-09-2008, 02:06 PM

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no *****ing and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

movieking · 07-09-2008, 02:41 PM

yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.

megatanman · 07-09-2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HOT STUFF

If you were that good of a business man, you would have used your normal method of sexual gradification. You would have paid Moma Thumb and her four daughters a dollar a piece and then went and bought hand lotion to keep it nice and soft. You would have saved $60.

It was money well spent.Anyways,it sounds like your familiar with that option,not to mention cheap.I feel for your wife,but you know what they say,you get what you pay for

sunsally · 07-09-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by movieking

yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.

I'm not sure if it is a compliment or exactly HOW to take being thought of in this regard, but I enjoyed being included!

mr belvedere · 07-10-2008, 01:01 AM

That's just straight up dirty, Sal! I for one am appalled! How could you say something like that?

07-09-2008, 02:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
sun2go Join Date: Dec 14 2001 Location: Third Rock Posts: 296 Rep Power: 7	Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no ****ing and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Last edited by sun2go; 07-09-2008 at 02:07 PM. Reason: Sometimes pictures ARE worth a thousand words!*

07-09-2008, 02:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
movieking Police Department Join Date: Aug 12 2004 Age: 43 Posts: 2,983 Rep Power: 14	Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit. __________________ http://www.1strunvideo.formovies.com http://www.amazon.com/shops/1strunvideo

07-10-2008, 01:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing That's just straight up dirty, Sal! I for one am appalled! How could you say something like that? __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

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