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Old 07-09-2008, 01:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.





On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no *****ing and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.



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Old 07-09-2008, 01:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.
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If you were that good of a business man, you would have used your normal method of sexual gradification. You would have paid Moma Thumb and her four daughters a dollar a piece and then went and bought hand lotion to keep it nice and soft. You would have saved $60.
It was money well spent.Anyways,it sounds like your familiar with that option,not to mention cheap.I feel for your wife,but you know what they say,you get what you pay for
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yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.
I'm not sure if it is a compliment or exactly HOW to take being thought of in this regard, but I enjoyed being included!
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That's just straight up dirty, Sal! I for one am appalled! How could you say something like that?
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