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sun2go 07-09-2008 01:06 PM

Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing
 
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

http://email.secureserver.net/downlo...coding=base64&



On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
http://email.secureserver.net/downlo...coding=base64&

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no *****ing and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.



movieking 07-09-2008 01:41 PM

Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing
 
yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.

megatanman 07-09-2008 06:35 PM

Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HOT STUFF (Post 14969600)
If you were that good of a business man, you would have used your normal method of sexual gradification. You would have paid Moma Thumb and her four daughters a dollar a piece and then went and bought hand lotion to keep it nice and soft. You would have saved $60.

It was money well spent.Anyways,it sounds like your familiar with that option,not to mention cheap.I feel for your wife,but you know what they say,you get what you pay for
http://i37.tinypic.com/hs9fgn.jpg

sunsally 07-09-2008 09:31 PM

Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by movieking (Post 14969642)
yep but I don't know how to post pictures and I wanted to change the word "rent" to "lease" for sunsally's benfit.

I'm not sure if it is a compliment or exactly HOW to take being thought of in this regard, but I enjoyed being included! :ttangel:

mr belvedere 07-10-2008 12:01 AM

Re: For Sunsally - Leasing vs. Purchasing
 
That's just straight up dirty, Sal! I for one am appalled! How could you say something like that?


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