mr belvedere

The first episode in the new series, "Robbie's head..."! Finally, the average salon owner gets a chance to see the thoughts and images that pop into the head of a genius level, multimillion-dollar, international man of intrigue man's head on a second to second basis! hehe

Enjoy!

The setting: El Maestro is in his office at dawn and the phone rings suddenly ~His boy, Belvy, on the other end! Let's watch!



'Hello, Senor Robbie?'
This is Belvy, the retardo caretaker at your country house.'


'Ah yes, Douche Bag. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'


'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Robbie, that your parrot, he is dead!'



'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'



'Si, Senor, that's the one!'



'****! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.

What did he die from?'



'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Robbie!'



'Rotten meat? Who the **** fed him rotten meat?'



'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse!'



'Dead horse? What dead horse?'



'The thoroughbred, Senor Robbie!'



'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'



'Yes Senor Robbie, he died from all that work pulling the water cart!'



'Are you insane?? What water cart?'



'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor!'



'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man?'



'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire!'



'What the ****? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?'



'Yes, Senor Robbie!'



'But there's electricity at the house. What was the candle for?'



'For the funeral, Senor Robbie!'



'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'



'Your wife's, Senor Robbie, she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made Super Quad 460 golf club!'



SILENCE . . . . . . . . .LONG SILENCE

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'Belvy, you douche bag moron idiot, if you broke that driver, you're in deep ****!!'



I truly hope you all enjoyed this installment of Mr. B theater, starring Robbie Segler - International Man of Intrigue! hehe Seriously though, if you thought this was distasteful and conduct unbecoming, please let me know (especially you, Robbie).

We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions about mobile spray tan questions and which lotion/bed/meter is the best! hehe

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"A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

Gidget

Can someone please translate this to me because I think I missed the punch line in the translation....

engfant

This should be interesting seeing that he just bought up Sunset tans. I had an idea for a thread on tanning lamps but this should be better.

Robbie S

What am I meant to say?

The guy is a bus driver for god's sake...adapting old worn out jokes to deflect the fact that he knows nothing about this Industry, economics and morality.

It's a very sad day when I'm reduced to debating tanning issues with a bus driver...a cab driver I could understand, but a bus driver???

...I don't even use public transportation

eileen

hey when obama's president you might *have* to use public transportation and you might have to believe the world is coming to an end... you might not have the choice.... another step closer to socialism.

as we clock in the coldest april in over 22 years...good for business!! :)


sorry you can go back on topic now LOL i just threw that in there for engfant's pleasure. :P

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"under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

Robbie S

what kind of bus does Engfant drive?

missmojorising

I bet Engfants bus isn't as big as Belvy's.

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unity

HAHA!

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OMG! I made a post! :)

Max

As best I can recall, Robbie is the fifth best Poker Player in the family. And I am not sure it he is behind or ahead of Colorado Todd (the all in King). Can you clarify? No one is worse at poker (to my knowledge) than Texas Todd Earnhardt.........

It's been a while since the RV has been pulled out front.

MATT A

Todd knows how to grill steak though he should have got a contract like George Foreman did called Texas Todd's grill machine.