engfant

BIGGEST PIECE OF **** EVER. NOTHING WAS GOOD. EVEN THE OPENING SCENE WAS A NIGHTMARE.

navigatin1

Shadaup grampa!

engfant

I couldn't believe what I was watching it was so bad. Should have walked out and snuck into that trampy ho movie with the other fast women. Would have been better than that mess.

navigatin1

Sluts in the city? Oh mama, talk about a pick-up spot for chicks!!!

unity

Keep in mind its a KIDS movie. Anyway it was not the best Indy film for sure but not all that bad I though.

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engfant

It's not a kids movie it's rated pg-13. It's an Indiana Jones movie or supposed to be. I can recite the others. This is a mess. Like they did one take and had 15min and an apartment as a set.


So bad.

What were those little midgets that kept attacking them? They would break out of their 10000year old tombs and swarm down with poison darts that THEY WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO POINT OUT just for Indy and the gang (who for some this is their first time running through a ancient burial ground with swarming midgets) just run through the warfare like a GI JOE/Transformers cartoon. Mythical gards set up by the holy father for his personal protection and they have NO EFFECT on these maraders.

What was with the old fat guy leaving a trail for the "bad guys"? All they are doing is asking Indy for his help just being jerks about it. No intention of killing anyone even though they have the firepower but whips and punches clear them out. He loses his Frikkin hat every scene AND IT'S GONE FOR GOOD AS THE CAMERA IS SET UP TO CATCH IT DISAPPEARING TO THE UNDERWORLD and it's back on his head in the next scene.

The attack of the "deadly" scorpions. Swarming in and bites one of them and it does NOTHING cause only the small ones are dangerous. Again, just march on through.

And then there's the ants that go from a swarm of 2 billion to a hand full when Ol man Jones hits the ground.

And that Scull. God ****** man. I SWEAR TO GOD they reused an old 3 Stooges set and props. This thing changed size, weight, material in every scene. Every room they entered (it was like a total of 6 sets or rooms total) they would know EXACTLY what to do.

His greaser son is this expert vine acrobat all of a sudden and he can fight off the top trained "bad guys" on a speeding car in a sword fight.

Ok.

They talk about how there are 3 drops (which you KNOW what it is from second 1) in this "riddle" that I think they put in at the last second some how and they are STILL PONDERING WHAT IT COULD POSSIBLY BE EVEN AFTER THEY GO OVER THE FIRST WATERFALL which ends in this 400ft drop to a pool of shallow water. HOW SHALLOW?????? like up to their knees as they walk out of it.

Honestly if Stephen Spielberg is found dead from self inflicted whatever I wouldn't be surprised.

And then you get to what they were searching for. A CRYSTAL ALIEN HEAD. Aliens.

PeppermintPatty

I was very disappointed myself being a fan of the past movies. It was thrown together, predictable, corny, and not worth the $10 I paid to see it.

engfant

OH NO!!! NO!!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE REFRIGERATOR SCENE!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!

Just write LINED WITH LEAD on something and you can survive a nuclear blast!

Oh no! IT CAN'T BE!!!! DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!

Gidget

lolll Engfant you just made my day!

dbl-a

Most of what you said was actually cool. IT IS A MOVIE! The flying saucer and aliens were what ruined the movie.