BEST NEWS EVER!!!

engfant · 02-04-2008, 08:04 PM

Woman Puts Seatbelt on Case of Beer but not Baby

ST. AUGUSTINE, FL -- Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat.

On Super Bowl Sunday, a deputy saw a car drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South.

The deputy stopped the car.

Investigators say the woman, who identified herself as Tina Williams, smelled of alcohol.

According to the report, Williams told the deputy she never had a license and was running out of gas.

The deputy saw a case of Busch beer in the front seat with a seat belt around it, and a baby girl in the backseat.

When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know."

Williams told the deputy she had a few drinks. Authorities say she staggered when she got out of her car.

The deputy arrested her for DUI after she failed a field sobriety test.

Authorities also found two silver metal pipes in her purse.

Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint.

unity · 02-04-2008, 08:09 PM

Love it.

eileen · 02-04-2008, 08:10 PM

eileen · 02-04-2008, 08:10 PM

but was it mich utlra? LOL

unity · 02-04-2008, 08:10 PM

Case of beer = $8.50
Seatbelt ticket = $45.00
Arrested for DUI = $300.00

Coming to the realization that the only house you live will come with wheels and a plastic picket fence = priceless

eileen · 02-04-2008, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unity

Case of beer = $8.50
Seatbelt ticket = $45.00
Arrested for DUI = $300.00

Coming to the realization that the only house you live will come with wheels and a plastic picket fence = priceless

wow dui's are cheap in your state.... would cost you 3k to 5k here ( I think )
I haven't actually tested it out!

Gidget · 02-04-2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unity

Case of beer = $8.50
Seatbelt ticket = $45.00
Arrested for DUI = $300.00

Coming to the realization that the only house you live will come with wheels and a plastic picket fence = priceless

loll

Shantilly · 02-04-2008, 10:58 PM

I wanna know what the 2 metal silver pipes were for??? Redneck Straws???

02-04-2008, 08:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,436 Rep Power: 13	BEST NEWS EVER!!! Woman Puts Seatbelt on Case of Beer but not Baby ST. AUGUSTINE, FL -- Investigators say a woman accused of drunk driving had a case of beer buckled up safely, and a one year old girl sitting in the backseat without a seatbelt or car seat. On Super Bowl Sunday, a deputy saw a car drive through a red light and swerve back and forth over the center lane on U.S. 1 South. The deputy stopped the car. Investigators say the woman, who identified herself as Tina Williams, smelled of alcohol. According to the report, Williams told the deputy she never had a license and was running out of gas. The deputy saw a case of Busch beer in the front seat with a seat belt around it, and a baby girl in the backseat. When asked why the girl wasn't restrained, Williams reportedly told the officer, "I don't know." Williams told the deputy she had a few drinks. Authorities say she staggered when she got out of her car. The deputy arrested her for DUI after she failed a field sobriety test. Authorities also found two silver metal pipes in her purse. Williams faces charges of driving under the influence, child endangerment, driving without a valid license running a red light and not having a seatbelt or child restraint. __________________ "And shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato, pronto!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

02-04-2008, 08:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
unity I vote for DERF! Join Date: Jan 6 2004 Location: Midwest-ish Posts: 3,338 Rep Power: 6	Re: BEST NEWS EVER!!! Love it. __________________ I lost my signature, if you find it let me know please.

02-04-2008, 08:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 8,082 Rep Power: 17	Re: BEST NEWS EVER!!! WOW __________________ "under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

02-04-2008, 08:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 8,082 Rep Power: 17	Re: BEST NEWS EVER!!! but was it mich utlra? LOL __________________ "under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

02-04-2008, 08:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
unity I vote for DERF! Join Date: Jan 6 2004 Location: Midwest-ish Posts: 3,338 Rep Power: 6	Re: BEST NEWS EVER!!! Case of beer = $8.50 Seatbelt ticket = $45.00 Arrested for DUI = $300.00 Coming to the realization that the only house you live will come with wheels and a plastic picket fence = priceless __________________ I lost my signature, if you find it let me know please.

02-04-2008, 10:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shantilly Who The **** is Derf? Join Date: Oct 28 2001 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,146 Rep Power: 12	Re: BEST NEWS EVER!!! I wanna know what the 2 metal silver pipes were for??? Redneck Straws???

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Sunlight Gets Good Exposure On NBC Nightly News	spraytannedjenn	Open Forum	4	01-18-2008 11:18 AM
Breaking News Designer Skin	DONALD	Open Forum	22	03-16-2007 06:15 PM
Crazy News!!	Island girl	Say What ?????	11	03-03-2007 09:30 AM
news we need....	TanningEmporium	Open Forum	5	02-11-2004 10:12 PM
GOOD NEWS! Section.	Don Smith	Salon Management	4	06-06-2002 11:38 PM