Kids

KnxTan · 11-28-2007, 11:38 AM

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard.

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl."My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say "F*CK", the Rottweiler ate him.

11-28-2007, 11:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 1,034 Rep Power: 9	Kids A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it he jumped over the fence into our yard. "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl."My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say *"FCK", the Rottweiler ate him. __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”**

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