Men's Classes Available

eileen · 11-12-2007, 11:38 PM

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and

Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursda y for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.< /B>

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support

Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday,

Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstra tion.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

mr belvedere · 11-13-2007, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eileen

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. (Nobody even has these anymore! hehe)
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and

Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. (One of the girls was the one that finished it off anyway 0ff anyway - and if they do happen to have an out-of-body experience and put a new roll on, it's always backwards!)
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. (NO! And I refuse to sit down!)
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---- (This shold definitely be a coed session!)
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? (I've been known to levitate a dish or two!)
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursda y for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.< /B>

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. (Totally a girl class, coupled with "Penis Envy - How to get over it!" hehe)
Help Line Support and Support

Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. (This ought to go with a class for the girls on "How to put **** back where it belongs every time" hehe)
Open Forum

.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. (Okay, you got me here. But the effect usually dies before the dead flowers do!)
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? (1. Real men are never lost, 2. No)

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. (Role playing? Let's not even go there, babe!)
Online Classes and role-playing

.

Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. (Shopping is just "hiking", except it's in a mall)
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. (Tell you what, if you remember to put **** back where it belongs, I'll remember to buy you flowers while we're at the mall shopping for my mother ...)
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday,

Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14

The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. (Completely ridiculous ... why do you think God invented the microwave?!)
Live Demonstra tion.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. (hehe Just kill me now!)

Good one.

eileen · 11-13-2007, 03:35 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

Gidget · 11-13-2007, 08:52 AM

I recommend this to every couple. I sent my husband there and now he is perfect....

kmbrley1 · 11-13-2007, 09:26 AM

that is way too funny! that is going on the fridge and above the toilet!

engfant · 11-13-2007, 09:53 AM

It is? What year is this?

Come on Elieen, you find this on the Leave It To Beaver forum?

HOT STUFF · 11-13-2007, 01:00 PM

You forgot a couple of classes.

Class 15

Women do have the right to change their mind

The class will be held on December 10. No make that December 14. No make that December 18. ****, we will get back with you on a date.

Class 16

How to answer that dreaded question, "does this make me look fat"?

No, the correct answer is not "no, your fat makes you look fat".

The class will be held as soon as your doctor says you are well enough to travel.

eileen · 11-13-2007, 01:12 PM

LOL I need class 15, yesterday I liked you and today I hate you! hehe ;)

PatParadise · 12-02-2007, 09:15 PM

I baked squash in the oven today, my wife cut the squash last night, put bronw sugar and butter in the halves, covered each with tin foil, put the oven rack in the bottom, and instructed me to put the pans in and turn the oven to 325 at 4:30 PM. UM maybe I need some of those classes, PatParadise, (IMWW) somebody please take a guess

11-12-2007, 11:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 8,082 Rep Power: 17	Men's Classes Available *NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL* *OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.* *Class 1* *How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.* *Meets 4 weeks, Monday and* *Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.* *Class 2* The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. *Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.* *Class 3* Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. *Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.* *Class 4* Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. *Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.* *Class 5* After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. *Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursda y for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.< /B>* *Class 6* Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support *Groups.* *Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.* *Class 7* Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. *Class 8* Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. *Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.* *Class 9* *Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real* Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. *4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.* *Class 11* Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined. *Class 12* How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. *Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.* *Class 13* *How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.* Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, *Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.* *Class 14* *The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.* Live Demonstra tion. Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. *Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.* __________________ "under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

11-13-2007, 03:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 8,082 Rep Power: 17	Re: Men's Classes Available :lol::lol::lol: __________________ "under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

11-13-2007, 08:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: Men's Classes Available I recommend this to every couple. I sent my husband there and now he is perfect....

11-13-2007, 09:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
kmbrley1 Join Date: Aug 23 2007 Location: MA Age: 34 Posts: 140 Rep Power: 2	Re: Men's Classes Available that is way too funny! that is going on the fridge and above the toilet!

11-13-2007, 09:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,436 Rep Power: 13	Re: Men's Classes Available It is? What year is this? Come on Elieen, you find this on the Leave It To Beaver forum? __________________ "And shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato, pronto!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

11-13-2007, 01:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
HOT STUFF Join Date: Jan 5 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 765 Rep Power: 5	Re: Men's Classes Available You forgot a couple of classes. Class 15 Women do have the right to change their mind The class will be held on December 10. No make that December 14. No make that December 18. ****, we will get back with you on a date. Class 16 How to answer that dreaded question, "does this make me look fat"? No, the correct answer is not "no, your fat makes you look fat". The class will be held as soon as your doctor says you are well enough to travel. __________________ ______________________

11-13-2007, 01:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 8,082 Rep Power: 17	Re: Men's Classes Available LOL I need class 15, yesterday I liked you and today I hate you! hehe ;) __________________ "under exposure to UV rays is as dangerous as overexposure....this is D life" eileen

12-02-2007, 09:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
PatParadise IMWW Join Date: Jul 14 2004 Location: 9202 Lexington Ave, Circle Pines, MN 55014 Age: 60 Posts: 314 Rep Power: 5	Re: Men's Classes Available I baked squash in the oven today, my wife cut the squash last night, put bronw sugar and butter in the halves, covered each with tin foil, put the oven rack in the bottom, and instructed me to put the pans in and turn the oven to 325 at 4:30 PM. UM maybe I need some of those classes, PatParadise, (IMWW) somebody please take a guess

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