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Old 08-28-2007, 02:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Um.. Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?

You know, Eve was made from Adams rib. Hahaha
What?!!! I have never heard that before! Eve was crafted from one of Adam's ribs? That just doesn't sound possible. The other part is definitely possible, if he is smaller than me, and a passivist! hehe Good one! What was the first the thing Eve said to Adam when she saw his fig leaf go up?
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Old 08-28-2007, 02:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:09 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hehe That's the same thing Adam said!!!
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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The rest is history, which repeats itself once a month if you've been with the same person for more than five years straight! hehe
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Old 08-28-2007, 03:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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~I just made up that whole joke. Please tell me you all found it somewhat humorous.~
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Old 08-28-2007, 04:29 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh, so you guys watched "Guess Who", too? Lol

Why don't black people like country music?

Because every time someone says "Ho-Down!" they think someone shot their sister!
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Old 08-28-2007, 06:00 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That one hits on the racist and sexist nerves ... excellent!!! hehe
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Oh, so you guys watched "Guess Who", too? Lol

Why don't black people like country music?

Because every time someone says "Ho-Down!" they think someone shot their sister!
BOL, funny!
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Re: Joke (not meant to be racist)

Here's one of my favorites: what do you call 100 rag-heads at the bottom of the ocean?


What's the punchline?
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Old 08-28-2007, 11:26 AM   #20 (permalink)
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NO ****... what is the punchline... I have been waiting patiently since 11 p.m. last night (not really, but i do want to know NOW).
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