Summer classes for men

sundude · 08-05-2007, 05:46 AM

Summer Classes for Men at

THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17, 2007NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Gidget · 08-05-2007, 10:29 AM

Where do you register, I've got to get my husband on those classes!

tnannie · 08-05-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gidget

Where do you register, I've got to get my husband on those classes!

LOL...sign mine up too! :)

James Johnston · 08-06-2007, 08:52 AM

That ain`t funny, Dude!.............Yea it is!

engfant · 08-06-2007, 09:01 AM

I hear there's one for women.

CLASS #1

GET A REAL JOB BECAUSE FILLING AN ICE TRAY ISN'T CUTTING IT.

CLASS #2

That stuff you do around the house called "HOUSE WORK" isn't really work. GETTING A JOB THAT PAYS MONEY is really work. House work is really just CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. You want credit for wiping your *** too?

CLASS #3
If you go shopping with your man's money it's really HIM buying you stuff. You are just picking things out.

Class #4
A Blow job does not get you a W2 form.

Gidget · 08-06-2007, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Johnston

That ain`t funny, Dude!.............Yea it is!

It doesn't have to be funny to be true. Whats the matter JJ are you the teacher ?;)

08-05-2007, 10:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gidget J'aime Derf!! Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,572 Rep Power: 13	Re: Summer classes for men Where do you register, I've got to get my husband on those classes! __________________

08-06-2007, 08:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 343 Rep Power: 3	Re: Summer classes for men That ain`t funny, Dude!.............Yea it is!

08-06-2007, 09:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 8,701 Rep Power: 12	Re: Summer classes for men I hear there's one for women. CLASS #1 GET A REAL JOB BECAUSE FILLING AN ICE TRAY ISN'T CUTTING IT. CLASS #2 That stuff you do around the house called "HOUSE WORK" isn't really work. GETTING A JOB THAT PAYS MONEY is really work. House work is really just CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. You want credit for wiping your *** too? CLASS #3 If you go shopping with your man's money it's really HIM buying you stuff. You are just picking things out. Class #4 A Blow job does not get you a W2 form. __________________ "And shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato, pronto!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

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