Cali Rules:

cametotalktan · 08-01-2007, 03:57 PM

HAHA. Cali RULES!Body: : that's what's up!!!!!(california)
" I am from CALIFORNIA" which means...

-Everyone hates cops

-I live next door to mexicans

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "**** of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you

- The best athletes come from here

-we call it soda, not pop

-we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers

-other countries hate the united states but they love us

-We have the best weed here(NorCal)....and it's all grown in our back yards

Cali's Finest · 08-01-2007, 04:08 PM

Totally thought this was for me. ROFLMAO!

Brandy1 · 08-01-2007, 04:11 PM

I thought it was for you too! lol.

Cali's Finest · 08-01-2007, 04:16 PM

Now I feel better. lol

cametotalktan · 08-01-2007, 04:19 PM

Gidget · 08-01-2007, 06:56 PM

LOL me too!

tanthisalterego · 08-01-2007, 07:14 PM

Dude, like I totally don't say any of those, for sure!

Peace out.

cametotalktan · 08-01-2007, 07:17 PM

Cali, meet my other daughter alterego..
Alterego, meet cali.

tanthisalterego · 08-01-2007, 07:18 PM

Hello! :)

James Johnston · 08-01-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cametotalktan

HAHA. Cali RULES!Body: : that's what's up!!!!!(california)
" I am from CALIFORNIA" which means..."I am from Alabama"

-Everyone hates cops..........We love our cops..........they come when we call.

-I live next door to mexicans.......same here.........school is 55%

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours........our chicks are fried (both ways) and our pigs are Bar-B-Qued.........

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "**** of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often........we say Oh Sh*t and **** of A, but not when the preacher is at our house........

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like......Me to and what my breath smells like after.........

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is....We are into home movies.......:O

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear...........Maybe two snow days a year........

- I can wear sandals all year long.......I have one dumba** friend that does the same..(even on our two snow days........

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"........We go to the river....

- I know 65 mph really means 100.....we know 65 mph means 75, but, Al., Tenn. and Ga. State Troopers think it means 65 lately.........

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road.....Same here, but, make sure your a** is out of reach of their double barrel shotgun hanging in the gun rack!!!

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).......Same here..............(legally 10 if your uncle is the on the police force.) Same thing if your Grandpaw is the Mayor. hehe

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code............People don`t ask us from Alabama where we are from. (Somehow they just KNOW)...

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.....We don`t travel out of the state.....revenue problems.....(no money)

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!........California roll cost $198.50 here

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.......Same here, they deliver goat and dog meat to your house on Tuesdays.........

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.........they get reinacted here!

-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!....We are the Redneck State and proud of it.........

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)....We have In-N-Out when we are lucky.............

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.......We don`t have many Representatives........thank goodness......we hate politicians......(except for our great and wonderful Mayor)

- The best athletes come from here......but, they leave and play college in the Southern States.

-we call it soda, not pop....we call all of them Coke......mixed with white whisky, moon shine or just plain ol rotgut....

-we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers..........We used to have Alabama and Auburn (Sadly mostly just Auburn now) but, I see the sun a shinning again shortly!!

-other countries hate the united states but they love us....As Derf would say ****other countries!

-We have the best weed here(NorCal)....and it's all grown in our back yards.......According to my police you are correct. Mexicans bring it from North Calfornia to Alabama.......

Just a little fun.................like the Beach Boys said .......Wish they all could be California Girls..

..

08-01-2007, 03:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Cali Rules: HAHA. Cali RULES!Body: : that's what's up!!!!!(california) " I am from CALIFORNIA" which means... -Everyone hates cops -I live next door to mexicans -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "** of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont ** around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here -We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you - The best athletes come from here -we call it soda, not pop -we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers -other countries hate the united states but they love us -We have the best weed here(NorCal)....and it's all grown in our back yards __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

08-01-2007, 04:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cali's Finest I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 6 2007 Location: Beaumont TX Age: 27 Posts: 1,148 Rep Power: 3	Re: Cali Rules: Totally thought this was for me. ROFLMAO!

08-01-2007, 04:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,018 Rep Power: 36	Re: Cali Rules: I thought it was for you too! lol. __________________

08-01-2007, 04:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cali's Finest I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 6 2007 Location: Beaumont TX Age: 27 Posts: 1,148 Rep Power: 3	Re: Cali Rules: Now I feel better. lol

08-01-2007, 04:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Cali Rules: lol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

08-01-2007, 06:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gidget J'aime Derf!! Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,577 Rep Power: 13	Re: Cali Rules: LOL me too! __________________

08-01-2007, 07:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
tanthisalterego I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 29 2006 Location: california Age: 20 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Re: Cali Rules: Dude, like I totally don't say any of those, for sure! Peace out. __________________

08-01-2007, 07:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Cali Rules: Cali, meet my other daughter alterego.. Alterego, meet cali. __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

08-01-2007, 07:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
tanthisalterego I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 29 2006 Location: california Age: 20 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Re: Cali Rules: Hello! :) __________________

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