08-01-2007, 03:57 PM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california
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Rep Power: 50 | Cali Rules: HAHA. Cali RULES!Body: : that's what's up!!!!!(california) " I am from CALIFORNIA" which means... -Everyone hates cops -I live next door to mexicans -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "**** of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code - I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD - We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby! - I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day - All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here -We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! - We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) - I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you - The best athletes come from here -we call it soda, not pop -we have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers -other countries hate the united states but they love us -We have the best weed here(NorCal)....and it's all grown in our back yards
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I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain
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