New Rules! New Rule......If you need to shave and still collect baseball cards......they are just pictures of men!!! New Rule......Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here`s how much do men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we`re done! New Rule......There is no such thing a flavored water! Supermarkets have whole aisle of this sh*t......Flavored water is a soft drink.......Scotch over ice makes flavored water!! New Rule......I don`t need a bigger mega bag of M&Ms.....if I am that hungry for M&Ms, I`ll go nut and eat two!!....bags of course!:D New Rule......No more bathroom attendants! After I zip up, some guy offering me a towel and a mint makes me wonder if I just had sex with him!! New Rule......Stop saying that a teenage boy who had sex with his hot, beautiful, blonde teacher is permanently damaged!! I have a better discription....lucky basta*ds I think it was George Carlin that changed these rules.......Of course George thinks golf courses should double a grave yards.....:O |
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Re: New Rules! Thats how you get out of that slutty eye look, leave your eyebrows to take over half of your face. ;) |
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Re: New Rules! LOL |
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