derf auction

eileen · 07-30-2007, 12:32 AM

all this love for derf let's have an auction with points. LOL

missmojorising · 07-30-2007, 12:34 AM

what are we auctioning off? -- Derf?

mr belvedere · 07-30-2007, 12:43 AM

Neon memoribilia perhaps ... ?

eileen · 07-30-2007, 12:44 AM

auctioning off derf, just don't tell him lol

mr belvedere · 07-30-2007, 12:51 AM

Which part? hehe

missmojorising · 07-30-2007, 12:52 AM

Alllll of DERF or No DEAL!

eileen · 07-30-2007, 12:53 AM

maybe we should make that a silent auction lol

missmojorising · 07-30-2007, 12:55 AM

Silence Sux.

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early flight to Sydney.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.. it said, "It is 5am, wake up!"

eileen · 07-30-2007, 12:57 AM

hey i saw that before, my answer was i would've just kicked him out of bed to the floor at
9AM lol..... only noise would be him hitting the floor!

cametotalktan · 07-30-2007, 11:08 AM

opening bid? 1000,000.00 anyone? do I hear one bid?

07-30-2007, 12:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 7,645 Rep Power: 17	derf auction all this love for derf let's have an auction with points. LOL

07-30-2007, 12:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,783 Rep Power: 12	Re: derf auction what are we auctioning off? -- Derf? __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com Last edited by missmojorising; 07-30-2007 at 12:51 AM.

07-30-2007, 12:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,477 Rep Power: 52	Re: derf auction Neon memoribilia perhaps ... ? __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

07-30-2007, 12:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 7,645 Rep Power: 17	Re: derf auction auctioning off derf, just don't tell him lol

07-30-2007, 12:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,477 Rep Power: 52	Re: derf auction Which part? hehe __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

07-30-2007, 12:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,783 Rep Power: 12	Re: derf auction Alllll of DERF or No DEAL! __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-30-2007, 12:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 7,645 Rep Power: 17	Re: derf auction maybe we should make that a silent auction lol

07-30-2007, 12:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,783 Rep Power: 12	Re: derf auction Silence Sux. A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early flight to Sydney. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.. it said, "It is 5am, wake up!" __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-30-2007, 12:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
eileen kiss me I'm Derf Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Posts: 7,645 Rep Power: 17	Re: derf auction hey i saw that before, my answer was i would've just kicked him out of bed to the floor at 9AM lol..... only noise would be him hitting the floor!

07-30-2007, 11:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: derf auction opening bid? 1000,000.00 anyone? do I hear one bid? __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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