I'm really tanned.

Muffin · 07-27-2007, 01:49 AM

I'm getting really tanned I use to be pale like a ghost, but now i'm almost black. lol. I'm like always outside, too bad it's a farmers tan.. oh well nobody is going to notice unless i take my shirt off.

missmojorising · 07-27-2007, 01:54 AM

Get a Real Tan and maybe you will find more situations where it is appropraite to take your shirt off.

mr belvedere · 07-27-2007, 02:09 AM

Great advice. You know, Long John (I'm just going to start calling you that - it's for your own good), having a nice, bronzed tan all over your sinewy body will do wonders for your health and your confidence. Run, don't walk, to your nearest tanning salon right now! Do it! hehe

missmojorising · 07-27-2007, 02:20 AM

Like Long John Silver?

he needs a better name -- I'm just not gettin' the long john vibe from Muffin.

mr belvedere · 07-27-2007, 02:22 AM

I was trying to think of a tough, desirable pastry/bakery item name that would be better than "muffin" - Long John was all I could come up with.

missmojorising · 07-27-2007, 02:24 AM

DunkinDonut?

mr belvedere · 07-27-2007, 02:26 AM

I think just about anything would be better than "Muffin". ~I'm just sayin'~

missmojorising · 07-27-2007, 02:28 AM

Awww -- come on Belvy -- you know you like to be called muffin when the mood is right.

bfg0202 · 07-27-2007, 11:55 AM

How about Bear Claw! That's got to be better than muffin.

Cali's Finest · 07-27-2007, 11:56 AM

07-27-2007, 01:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
Muffin I love Derf!! Join Date: May 28 2006 Age: 20 Posts: 43 Rep Power: 0	I'm really tanned. I'm getting really tanned I use to be pale like a ghost, but now i'm almost black. lol. I'm like always outside, too bad it's a farmers tan.. oh well nobody is going to notice unless i take my shirt off.

07-27-2007, 01:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,830 Rep Power: 13	Re: I'm really tanned. Get a Real Tan and maybe you will find more situations where it is appropraite to take your shirt off. __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-27-2007, 02:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	Re: I'm really tanned. Great advice. You know, Long John (I'm just going to start calling you that - it's for your own good), having a nice, bronzed tan all over your sinewy body will do wonders for your health and your confidence. Run, don't walk, to your nearest tanning salon right now! Do it! hehe __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

07-27-2007, 02:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,830 Rep Power: 13	Re: I'm really tanned. Like Long John Silver? he needs a better name -- I'm just not gettin' the long john vibe from Muffin. __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-27-2007, 02:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	Re: I'm really tanned. I was trying to think of a tough, desirable pastry/bakery item name that would be better than "muffin" - Long John was all I could come up with. __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

07-27-2007, 02:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,830 Rep Power: 13	Re: I'm really tanned. DunkinDonut? __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-27-2007, 02:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	Re: I'm really tanned. I think just about anything would be better than "Muffin". ~I'm just sayin'~ __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

07-27-2007, 02:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
missmojorising I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4 Posts: 1,830 Rep Power: 13	Re: I'm really tanned. Awww -- come on Belvy -- you know you like to be called muffin when the mood is right. __________________ Step In To The Light, While Loving Derf. www.simplytantexas.com

07-27-2007, 11:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
bfg0202 Join Date: Dec 2 2004 Location: NC Posts: 219 Rep Power: 5	Re: I'm really tanned. How about Bear Claw! That's got to be better than muffin.

07-27-2007, 11:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cali's Finest I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 6 2007 Location: Beaumont TX Age: 28 Posts: 1,148 Rep Power: 3	Re: I'm really tanned. BOL

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