nicole4tanning

Sometimes we just lack a good comparison to know how good things are.

enjoy

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I LOVE MY JOB . .


If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a

coma!

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you

have a bad day at work think of this guy.


Rob is a commercial

saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.

He performs underwater

repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an

E-mail he sent to his

sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2

FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana,

who was sponsoring a worst job experience

contest. Needless to say,

she won.


Hi Sue,


Just another note from your bottom-dwelling

brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling

down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you

realize it's not so bad after all


Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with

a few technicalities of my job.


As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office.

It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to

keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This

$20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to

a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden

hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good

plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.


What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back

o f my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like

working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started

to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a

few seconds my butt started to burn . I pulled the hose out from my back,

but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had


happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my

suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't

stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.


When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually

grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive

supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.

His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with Five other divers, were

all laughing hysterically.


Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to

make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes

before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry

decompression.


When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass


helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of


laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me


to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.


The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because


my butt was swollen shut.


So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much


worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.


Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."


Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad

day?


May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

mr belvedere

Holy no-Crap! Sounds to me like that guy had better quit shaving his back! I know I've changed my ways after reading this!

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Marca

LOL I can - almost - feel his pain! Okay I LOVE MY JOB

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bfg0202

I loved my job before I read that story but it make me appreciate it even more. I can't imagine a pain like that... and then not being able to poo bc your rear is swollen shut! Owww!

Brandy1

LMAO...

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