Now you can say you know Jack...........

sundude · 07-12-2007, 07:23 AM

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
Intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate,
And owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious

Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla

Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb

Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids

Were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She

Was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a

Son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named

Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,
Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married

The Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can Correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

billable · 07-12-2007, 07:26 AM

Ted, you been researching your family tree?:lol:

sundude · 07-12-2007, 07:27 AM

Yes and I thought I would share it with all of you.

billable · 07-12-2007, 07:30 AM

Looks like we may be related

sundude · 07-12-2007, 07:44 AM

Are you surprised?:lol:

billable · 07-12-2007, 07:45 AM

not really. I wonder if cousin JJ knows about this info?

sundude · 07-12-2007, 07:53 AM

won't be long before he does.

billable · 07-12-2007, 08:03 AM

I may see you at the reunion on my great grandfather's side of the family. My grandmother was a Creek.

We always see a lot of taning salon owners at the Schitt/Creek family reunion.

sundude · 07-12-2007, 09:01 AM

This years reunion will be held at this place.

07-12-2007, 07:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Now you can say you know Jack........... For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an Intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, And owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids Were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She Was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a Son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married The Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can Correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?* Last edited by sundude; 07-12-2007 at 07:26 AM.

07-12-2007, 07:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... Ted, you been researching your family tree?:lol:

07-12-2007, 07:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... Yes and I thought I would share it with all of you. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-12-2007, 07:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... Looks like we may be related

07-12-2007, 07:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... Are you surprised?:lol: __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-12-2007, 07:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... not really. I wonder if cousin JJ knows about this info?

07-12-2007, 07:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... won't be long before he does. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-12-2007, 08:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... I may see you at the reunion on my great grandfather's side of the family. My grandmother was a Creek. We always see a lot of taning salon owners at the Schitt/Creek family reunion.

07-12-2007, 09:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: Now you can say you know Jack........... This years reunion will be held at this place. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

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