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Old 07-10-2007, 02:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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In the Dark

There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband would turn off the lights.

After 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild and screaming session, she fliped on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure toy.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," she screamed at him. "All these years! "You had better explain yourself".

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I will explain the toy.......You explain the KIDS"
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