In the Dark

Mayor · 07-10-2007, 03:12 PM

There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband would turn off the lights.

After 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild and screaming session, she fliped on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure toy.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," she screamed at him. "All these years! "You had better explain yourself".

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I will explain the toy.......You explain the KIDS"

tnannie · 07-10-2007, 03:24 PM

BOL....thats a good one.

sundude · 07-10-2007, 03:30 PM

Good one

Marca · 07-10-2007, 03:33 PM

Gidget · 07-10-2007, 03:47 PM

:lol:

cametotalktan · 07-10-2007, 05:24 PM

07-10-2007, 03:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 60 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	In the Dark There was a couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband would turn off the lights. After 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild and screaming session, she fliped on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure toy. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," she screamed at him. "All these years! "You had better explain yourself". The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I will explain the toy.......You explain the KIDS"

07-10-2007, 03:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93	Re: In the Dark BOL....thats a good one.

07-10-2007, 03:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: In the Dark Good one __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-10-2007, 03:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Marca I'm Banned Join Date: Mar 17 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 7,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: In the Dark OMG

07-10-2007, 03:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: In the Dark :lol:

07-10-2007, 05:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: In the Dark BOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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