sundude

A couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, "We have a
special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex
for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks
returned to the church.
When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and
the husband was obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is
there a problem?", the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that
we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month.", the young
man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened "Well, the first week was
difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower."
"The
second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain." "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold
showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal
thoughts." "One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and
dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I
just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud,
passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both
drenched in sweat." admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head
and said sternly, "You understand this means you will not be welcome in
our church."

"We know", said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at
Home Depot either."

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your goal; you do not change your decision to get there."


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Mr Derf

I had an abstain the first time I did sunless.

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When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

Mayor

Nice.......I believe you are back up to par with the jokes......atta boy...:)