Church organist

sundude · 07-10-2007, 07:56 AM

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she
played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to
be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green
persimmons
though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and
you
won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
tewday"

Gidget · 07-10-2007, 08:43 AM

OMG :lol:

07-10-2007, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Church organist There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday" __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-10-2007, 08:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,651 Rep Power: 0	Re: Church organist OMG :lol:

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