Stupid clock! - tanTALK

Gidget · 07-06-2007, 08:59 AM

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words.
The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated.
Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times!
Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos!
The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise an eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one!
After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock."
A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

sundude · 07-06-2007, 09:23 AM

Cuckoo Clock

Marca · 07-06-2007, 09:56 AM

Baaahaaahaaaa

lewdyju · 07-06-2007, 10:14 AM

That is so funny!

cametotalktan · 07-06-2007, 10:35 AM

omg bol

Mr Derf · 07-06-2007, 10:45 AM

**** time.

James Johnston · 07-06-2007, 02:32 PM

You are getting good at jokes............didn`t know you would pass gas though!!!!!!!!!

Gidget · 07-06-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Johnston

You are getting good at jokes............didn`t know you would pass gas though!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know either!

07-06-2007, 08:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Stupid clock! The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise," were my last words. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily and around 3 a.m. we piled into a cab and headed to our respective homes, quite inebriated. Just as I walked through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times! Realizing that my husband would probably wake up to this, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was quit pleased with myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution to cover up my tardiness. Even with my impaired judgment, I could count 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equaled 12 cuckoos! The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, and confidently, I replied, "Midnight...like I promised." He didn't even raise an eyebrow and went on reading the morning paper! Phew! Got away with that one! After a moment, he then replied, "I think we might need a new cuckoo clock." A bit nervously, I asked him why, to which he responded: "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh, crap,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

07-06-2007, 09:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Stupid clock! Cuckoo Clock __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

07-06-2007, 09:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
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07-06-2007, 10:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
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07-06-2007, 10:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Stupid clock! omg bol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

07-06-2007, 10:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr Derf I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 29 2006 Location: NE Age: 61 Posts: 1,237 Rep Power: 0	Re: Stupid clock! **** time.

07-06-2007, 02:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Stupid clock! You are getting good at jokes............didn`t know you would pass gas though!!!!!!!!!

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