Mayor

I wonder how Foxworthy knows us so well............

If someone in a Home Depot store offers assistance and they don`t work there, you might live in Alabama.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be from Alabama.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alabama.

If you measure distance in hours, you might be from Alabama.

If you know seversl people who have hit a dear (with their car) more than once, you may live in Alabama.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Alabama.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may be from Alabama. (My wife can also rebuild your motor or transmission!!)

If "vacation" means anywhere south of Huntsville, you may be from Alabama.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Alabama friends and others , you difinitely live in Alabama.

I do....I did.....and I am proud to say "most fits me and all my friends"