KnxTan

The Priest's Donkey

The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won. The priest was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won
again. The local newspaper, always going for economy of words, ran this
headline: PRIEST'S A$$ OUT FRONT. The bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in any more
races. The next day, the local paper read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the
donkey.

The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper,
hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS THE
BEST A$$ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run wild. The next day
the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas. ... The bishop was buried the next day. Moral of the story?? Being
concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, and even
shorten your life. So, be yourself, enjoy life, and don't worry about
someone else's a$$.

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Gidget

Good one!:lol:

tnannie

LMAO! That's cute.