Things are not always as they seem! - tanTALK

ebsungirl · 06-23-2007, 11:28 AM

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."

God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere." I m sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish", God said "I will give you the power to gaze into ****."

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into ****. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, **** can not be that bad."

God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

tnannie · 06-23-2007, 11:35 AM

James Johnston · 06-23-2007, 11:54 AM

Hehehehe.

ebsungirl · 06-23-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by James Johnston

Hehehehe.

My joke of the day just for you JJ!

James Johnston · 06-23-2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ebsungirl

My joke of the day just for you JJ!

Thanks, and a real good one..............;)

mr belvedere · 06-24-2007, 03:39 AM

~Your sooooooo whipped, your Honor!~ hehe

cametotalktan · 06-24-2007, 01:14 PM

James Johnston · 06-24-2007, 01:20 PM

Always have been.............Thank goodness.............;)

06-23-2007, 11:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 4,570 Rep Power: 24	Things are not always as they seem! Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven." God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere." I m sorry to hear that", the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish", God said "I will give you the power to gaze into **." So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into . Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, ** can not be that bad." God explained. "Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't." __________________ Undercover Angel!

06-23-2007, 11:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Things are not always as they seem! LOL!

06-23-2007, 11:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Things are not always as they seem! Hehehehe.

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mr belvedere Mr. b Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 54 Posts: 7,247 Rep Power: 68	Re: Things are not always as they seem! ~Your sooooooo whipped, your Honor!~ hehe __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

06-24-2007, 01:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Things are not always as they seem! BOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-24-2007, 01:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Things are not always as they seem! Always have been.............Thank goodness.............;)

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