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Old 06-16-2007, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The five answers we've all been waiting for.

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."


Q : WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
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Old 06-16-2007, 07:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The five answers we've all been waiting for.

Sounds exactly right to me
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: The five answers we've all been waiting for.

lol
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