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Old 06-09-2007, 08:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So much for art experts

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National
Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them
completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black, totally naked
men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black
penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were
having trouble interpreting the painting and offered
his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour
explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation
of African-Americans in a predominantly white,
patriarchal society.
In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious art critics
believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural
and sociological oppression experienced by *** men
in contemporary society.'
After the curator left, an Irishman approached the
couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the
painting is really about?'
'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert
than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.
'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.
'In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at
all. They're just three Irish coal-miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch
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Old 06-09-2007, 12:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: So much for art experts

:lol: cute
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Old 06-10-2007, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Now, that is more like your kind of jokes...........funny........
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Old 06-11-2007, 11:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh my gawd, so funny!
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That was an excellent joke!
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