Golf - tanTALK

sundude · 06-07-2007, 05:57 AM

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the
third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone
rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The man told the doctor
where he was and that the he'd be there as quickly as possible.

As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best
ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before
heading to the hospital. He continued his stellar performance and ended up
playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61,
shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best
game by more than 10. He was jubilant and was on his way to the clubhouse to
buy his colleagues a drink.... then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he raced to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted,
"You prick, you went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!

I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours
enjoying yourself your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as
well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than
likely your last. She's a vegetable now and for the rest of her life she'll
require 'round the clock care'. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor smirked and said, "I'm just ****ing with you. She's dead. What'd
you shoot??"

Neon Beach · 06-07-2007, 06:21 AM

Oh my! :lol:

Sarge · 06-07-2007, 09:45 AM

Thas is funny......

mikeytan · 06-07-2007, 10:09 AM

Sounds like someone I know

cametotalktan · 06-07-2007, 10:28 AM

oh brother

ebsungirl · 06-07-2007, 11:46 AM

Nice Sundude, real nice!

06-07-2007, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Golf A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The man told the doctor where he was and that the he'd be there as quickly as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He continued his stellar performance and ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant and was on his way to the clubhouse to buy his colleagues a drink.... then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he raced to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You prick, you went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last. She's a vegetable now and for the rest of her life she'll require 'round the clock care'. And you'll be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed. The doctor smirked and said, "I'm just **ing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot??" __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." www.sunbodiestanning.com Are we having fun yet?**

06-07-2007, 06:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Golf Oh my! :lol: __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

06-07-2007, 09:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sarge Join Date: Feb 22 2003 Location: Michigan Age: 59 Posts: 1,389 Rep Power: 25	Re: Golf Thas is funny......

06-07-2007, 10:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
mikeytan I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 21 2004 Location: The Islands Age: 45 Posts: 583 Rep Power: 21	Re: Golf Sounds like someone I know __________________ Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

06-07-2007, 10:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Golf oh brother __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

06-07-2007, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 4,570 Rep Power: 24	Re: Golf Nice Sundude, real nice! __________________ Undercover Angel!

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