06-02-2007, 09:51 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure
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Rep Power: 50 | Saving the airlines Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the **** They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this?
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06-02-2007, 01:00 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 19 | Re: Saving the airlines Sundude for "President 2008" I like his idea on saving the airlines and he has to have better ideas about running the country................Tanning information would be the best!!! |
06-02-2007, 02:51 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: Saving the airlines you got my vote! and elizabeth would be a beautiful first lady! and your girls would definitely be better than the two twits we have now!
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06-02-2007, 04:47 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 43 | Re: Saving the airlines LOL that's funny
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Rep Power: 24 | Re: Saving the airlines Quote:
LMAO, I can only imagine! :lol:
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06-03-2007, 10:21 AM | #10 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 103 | Re: Saving the airlines Elizabeth, Sundude promised to send me some naked pictures of you, but said I had to ask you first if it was OK. Do you mind?
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