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Old 06-02-2007, 09:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Saving the airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them
in the first place. Replace all the female flight
attendants with good-looking strippers! What the ****
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales
and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And,
of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect
tips would be so good that we could charge the women
for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this?
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Old 06-02-2007, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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women don't fly?
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Old 06-02-2007, 10:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i love it!
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Old 06-02-2007, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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cause Bush only comes up with BAD ideas.
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Old 06-02-2007, 01:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sundude for "President 2008" I like his idea on saving the airlines and he has to have better ideas about running the country................Tanning information would be the best!!!
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Old 06-02-2007, 02:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Saving the airlines

you got my vote! and elizabeth would be a beautiful first lady! and your girls would definitely be better than the two twits we have now!
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Old 06-02-2007, 04:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL that's funny
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wait, wait, wait, lets go back to elizabeth would make a beautiful first lady! Thanks TT&TT
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sundude for "President 2008" I like his idea on saving the airlines and he has to have better ideas about running the country................Tanning information would be the best!!!

LMAO, I can only imagine! :lol:
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Elizabeth, Sundude promised to send me some naked pictures of you, but said I had to ask you first if it was OK. Do you mind?
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