Beaver - tanTALK

sundude · 05-31-2007, 07:23 AM

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor
asked him how he as feeling and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and
I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with
my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell
a story.

I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a
hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting
at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't
shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.'"

"Miraculous ly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead."

"Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple
of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

cametotalktan · 05-31-2007, 10:48 AM

Okay I don't get this one?

Gidget · 05-31-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cametotalktan

Okay I don't get this one?

This is funnier than the joke!:lol:

dcjjp2 · 05-31-2007, 11:10 AM

That's funny!

billable · 05-31-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gidget

This is funnier than the joke!:lol:

I agree!

cametotalktan · 05-31-2007, 11:19 AM

what?

Gidget · 05-31-2007, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cametotalktan

what?

Quoi ?

cametotalktan · 05-31-2007, 02:17 PM

Okay, I had to have it visual explained to me.. got it................

billable · 05-31-2007, 02:35 PM

I'd like to see those visuals...

ebsungirl · 05-31-2007, 02:43 PM

Okay so I am probably going to be sorry, but, I don't get it. Cametotalktan, help me out.

05-31-2007, 07:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Beaver An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he as feeling and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.'" "Miraculous ly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead." "Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?* Last edited by sundude; 05-31-2007 at 10:53 AM.

05-31-2007, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Beaver Okay I don't get this one? __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-31-2007, 11:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
dcjjp2 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 12 2004 Location: Va Posts: 3,228 Rep Power: 28	Re: Beaver That's funny! __________________ Jeff

05-31-2007, 11:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Beaver what? __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-31-2007, 02:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Beaver Okay, I had to have it visual explained to me.. got it................ __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-31-2007, 02:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
billable Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 62 Posts: 2,077 Rep Power: 103	Re: Beaver I'd like to see those visuals... __________________ Waiting list candidates 96,910 as of July 8 2007 at 4:23pm www.caregivertalk.org online caregiver support group

05-31-2007, 02:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 4,570 Rep Power: 24	Re: Beaver Okay so I am probably going to be sorry, but, I don't get it. Cametotalktan, help me out. __________________ Undercover Angel!

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