KnxTan

Rules of a Man (Unclassified)



Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.

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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I
will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking
at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used
to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a
couple of beers and break wind, as a form of friendship.

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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to
bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan.

You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no
problem.

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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic
groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to
find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are
the same thing.

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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I
will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just
cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it
back together

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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control
in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may
miss a whole show looking for it . . . Though one time I was able to
survive by holding a calculator. (applies to engineers mainly)
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm
thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports
or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.

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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have
your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think
about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's
Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up
something for my mother, too.

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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . . And if
you are feeling amorous afterwards . . Then I will certainly at least
remember the name and recommend it to others.

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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I
thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either
pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your
hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I
will share equally in the housework.

You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the
vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.

Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what
to do next.
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This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

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A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out.

“Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

Gidget

So whats you point, nothing here that us women didn't know!:lol:

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cametotalktan

no kidding, been living with it most of my life... hehehe

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When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

mr belvedere

OMG! This is me to a T!

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

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"A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

James Johnston

Just don`t want you women to expect too much out of us!!!:sarcasm:

Marca

Absolutely and wondering about it every day too!