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The psychiatrist told him "You're two tents..."

James Johnston

He best get well.............that may be why things are slow lately......need him around to spice things up....

James Johnston

I went to one of them there Dr. .............Told me I was crazy, that will be $100.00.......I told him if he thought I was going to pay him for that, he is the one that is crazy.......I have people tell me that all the time........and it don`t cost a dime. ;)

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Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors?

Because then it would be a chicken sedan.

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Sherin

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse."But why?" they asked, as they moved off."Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

nshorefixit

Sundudes in Hawaii

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Aloha, "For one to live in paradise, one must work in paradise." Thank goodness for indoor tanning.

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That should cure his tent fixation...

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."

Mayor

Sex at 90 is like playing pool with a rope!! (George Burns)

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date. (Rodney Dangerfield)

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