OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start - Page 2

billable · 05-20-2007, 02:02 PM

Still nobody else? OK. One more time.

Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls?

You can drop them off anywhere.

billable · 05-20-2007, 02:09 PM

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

billable · 05-20-2007, 02:16 PM

Still nothing, eh?

billable · 05-20-2007, 02:21 PM

There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.

So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?”

“I dunno,” claims Bobby.

So then she says, “I'll give you a hint—it's what your mother calls your father.”

The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that's what a son of a ***** looks like!”

cametotalktan · 05-20-2007, 02:32 PM

lol lol lol and lol

billable · 05-20-2007, 02:45 PM

You came along just in time. I was about to post another one...

engfant · 05-20-2007, 02:56 PM

I dunno about use guys but I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!

Funny stuff and I'm not even drunk!!

Sherin · 05-20-2007, 05:17 PM

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him—Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good—A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

JAMAICA · 05-20-2007, 05:25 PM

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
Then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're
Not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put
$50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked
Over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The
Priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that.
You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and
According to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

billable · 05-20-2007, 05:36 PM

How are a plum and an elephant alike?

They're both purple.

(Well, except for the elephant.)

05-20-2007, 02:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start Still nobody else? OK. One more time. Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere.

05-20-2007, 02:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

05-20-2007, 02:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start Still nothing, eh?

05-20-2007, 02:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer. So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?” “I dunno,” claims Bobby. So then she says, “I'll give you a hint—it's what your mother calls your father.” The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that's what a son of a ***** looks like!”

05-20-2007, 02:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start lol lol lol and lol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-20-2007, 02:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start You came along just in time. I was about to post another one...

05-20-2007, 02:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 8,751 Rep Power: 12	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start I dunno about use guys but I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!! Funny stuff and I'm not even drunk!! __________________ "And shut your mouth pussycat e fammi un macchiato, pronto!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

05-20-2007, 05:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him—Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good—A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis. __________________ War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

05-20-2007, 05:25 PM	#19 (permalink)
JAMAICA Join Date: Mar 14 2006 Location: southern usa Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but Then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're Not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked Over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The Priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and According to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

05-20-2007, 05:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
billable I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 1 2006 Location: Tennessee Age: 47 Posts: 4,181 Rep Power: 0	Re: OK...Bad Joke Day...I'll start How are a plum and an elephant alike? They're both purple. (Well, except for the elephant.)

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