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Old 05-12-2007, 07:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men
along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."We have to eat
grass."Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.They are over
there, under that tree."Bring them along,"the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also.The second
man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also h ave
a
wife and SIX children with me!"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer
answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task,
even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you.The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high
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