new use for that 'little blue pill'..

Neon Beach · 05-02-2007, 11:13 AM

An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and
asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut
each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't
get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I
don't even think about sex much anymore.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on
my new boots.

cametotalktan · 05-02-2007, 11:47 AM

Mayor · 05-02-2007, 12:19 PM

I use them...........Keeps me from rolling off the bed.......

Gidget · 05-02-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor

I use them...........Keeps me from rolling off the bed.......

:lol:

Neon Beach · 05-02-2007, 01:14 PM

:lol:

cametotalktan · 05-02-2007, 05:34 PM

:lol:

BooBop · 05-02-2007, 10:42 PM

Hey now... I use them and I am female. But at least I don't have to "stick" my tomatoe plants. Saves a little back breaking

BooBop · 05-02-2007, 10:45 PM

IOOPS, WRONG THREAD

sundude · 05-02-2007, 11:21 PM

05-02-2007, 11:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	new use for that 'little blue pill'.. An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.

05-02-2007, 11:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. bol __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-02-2007, 12:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 60 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. I use them...........Keeps me from rolling off the bed.......

05-02-2007, 01:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. :lol:

05-02-2007, 05:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. :lol: __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

05-02-2007, 10:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,497 Rep Power: 13	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. Hey now... I use them and I am female. But at least I don't have to "stick" my tomatoe plants. Saves a little back breaking

05-02-2007, 10:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Posts: 9,497 Rep Power: 13	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. IOOPS, WRONG THREAD

05-02-2007, 11:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Re: new use for that 'little blue pill'.. LOL __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

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