04-25-2007, 01:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 50 | Only in america ONLY IN AMERICA Weather Report: Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be ****** about. A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture, such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeis ha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can understand because one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I can hear it now: A Houston weatherman says: "Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo *** like Leroy on a crotch rocket! ***** be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment off ice fo yo FREE ****!"
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04-25-2007, 01:45 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 24 | Re: Only in america That would be funny as ****, except for the fact that it is the sad truth.
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