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Old 04-06-2007, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man married a woman from Florida. He had told her she was to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

Second man had married a woman from Georgia.. He had given his wife orders she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking! The first day he didn`t see any results, but the next day it was better and the third day the house was clean, dishes done and a huge dinner was on the table.

Third man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that her duties were to keep the house, dishes washed, lawn mowed , laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn`t see anything, the second day he didn`t see anything , but, by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.:lol:
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Was that guy you?
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that's my kind of girl!
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Old 04-06-2007, 03:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Jimmy are you still eating through a straw as well?
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Might be!!......................having trouble washing dishes with broke arms........
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