Gotta love Maine........

sundude · 04-04-2007, 05:38 AM

A guy from Maine passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Maine hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Maine redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Maine to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of ! "Hee Haw" in Maine?
Documentaries.
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A new law was recently passed in Maine. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Maine and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Massachusetts".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Massachusetts?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

Mayor · 04-04-2007, 09:06 AM

Nice...............Usually they tell them on Alabama or Tennessee........Thanks...

cametotalktan · 04-04-2007, 12:29 PM

I know, thats' southern stuff threr.

sundude · 05-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Gidget · 05-30-2007, 01:19 PM

I never noticed people in Maine we like that, I thought it was more of a southern thing!

sundude · 05-30-2007, 03:16 PM

Maine is really just an extension of Canada.

Gidget · 05-30-2007, 03:29 PM

I thought it was Vermont!

KnxTan · 05-30-2007, 03:43 PM

Yea

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Originally Posted by Gidget

I never noticed people in Maine we like that, I thought it was more of a southern thing!

Yeah, I get moist thinking about mounting animals.

Gidget · 05-30-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by KnxTan

Yea

Yeah, I get moist thinking about mounting animals.

moist !!!

James Johnston · 05-30-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sundude

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Somebody in Maine must have pi*s in your cornflakes............eh...

04-04-2007, 05:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Gotta love Maine........ A guy from Maine passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Maine hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a Maine redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Maine to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do they call reruns of ! "Hee Haw" in Maine? Documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A new law was recently passed in Maine. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy walks into a bar in Maine and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Massachusetts". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Massachusetts?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

04-04-2007, 09:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 59 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: Gotta love Maine........ Nice...............Usually they tell them on Alabama or Tennessee........Thanks...

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cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Gotta love Maine........ I know, thats' southern stuff threr. __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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