Todays management lesson

sundude · 03-29-2007, 06:40 AM

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.

The girl said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal.

Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

She said, "THE ******* USED QUARTERS!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

Mayor · 03-29-2007, 10:53 AM

I have a reply but,............still chicken sh*t and Toni still reads post.......good one:lol:

Brandy1 · 03-29-2007, 10:55 AM

Not sure what that means Mayor... but Sundudes post was hilarious.

sundude · 03-29-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayor

I have a reply but,............still chicken sh*t and Toni still reads post.......good one:lol:

Sounds like you need a third user name that Toni doesn't know

Brandy1 · 03-29-2007, 10:59 AM

Who's Toni?

ebsungirl · 03-29-2007, 11:00 AM

Oh Sundude, do you have another screen name that I don't kow about? LMAO

Mayor · 03-29-2007, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brandy1

Not sure what that means Mayor... but Sundudes post was hilarious.

I agree, just like all his funnies..............Little joke about me not posting things sometimes because my wife reads the posts............Truth hurts...........or maybe I am smarter.....who knows.......:lol:

I also enjoy all your posts......(BS and educational)......Thanks

Mayor · 03-29-2007, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sundude

Sounds like you need a third user name that Toni doesn't know

That`s a thought............or just keep my mouth shut.....hehe

Mayor · 03-29-2007, 11:10 AM

Brandy, Toni is my wife...............She is like you (working about 75 hours a week and taking care of everything) We have grandkids playing ball........so don`t think all the extra things you are doing ever stops.......

cametotalktan · 03-29-2007, 12:28 PM

BOL ( on the story.)

03-29-2007, 06:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 36	Todays management lesson Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl said, "NO." Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "THE ***** USED QUARTERS!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." www.sunbodiestanning.com Are we having fun yet?**

03-29-2007, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 59 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: Todays management lesson I have a reply but,............still chicken sh*t and Toni still reads post.......good one:lol:

03-29-2007, 10:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,018 Rep Power: 36	Re: Todays management lesson Not sure what that means Mayor... but Sundudes post was hilarious. __________________

03-29-2007, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,018 Rep Power: 36	Re: Todays management lesson Who's Toni? __________________

03-29-2007, 11:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 5,035 Rep Power: 8	Re: Todays management lesson Oh Sundude, do you have another screen name that I don't kow about? LMAO __________________ Undercover Angel!

03-29-2007, 11:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 59 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: Todays management lesson Brandy, Toni is my wife...............She is like you (working about 75 hours a week and taking care of everything) We have grandkids playing ball........so don`t think all the extra things you are doing ever stops.......

03-29-2007, 12:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Todays management lesson BOL ( on the story.) __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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