The miracle of toilet paper

sundude · 03-23-2007, 09:31 AM

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man!!!

vettes · 03-23-2007, 09:48 AM

Gidget · 03-23-2007, 10:51 AM

cametotalktan · 03-23-2007, 12:24 PM

OH GOD BOL

Mayor · 03-23-2007, 01:08 PM

Thanks, that is better than spud.............Now I can go work for the rest of the day.......

Mayor · 03-23-2007, 01:09 PM

This is also why I am as you call me chicken sh*t.......hehe

03-23-2007, 09:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 10,645 Rep Power: 35	The miracle of toilet paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, He may even walk again, Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man!!! __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

03-23-2007, 09:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
vettes Join Date: Oct 15 2002 Location: Northeast Age: 35 Posts: 637 Rep Power: 6	Re: The miracle of toilet paper LOL

03-23-2007, 10:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Gidget J'aime Derf!! Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,499 Rep Power: 12	Re: The miracle of toilet paper BOL __________________

03-23-2007, 12:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 34	Re: The miracle of toilet paper OH GOD BOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

03-23-2007, 01:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 59 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: The miracle of toilet paper Thanks, that is better than spud.............Now I can go work for the rest of the day.......

03-23-2007, 01:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mayor Join Date: Dec 28 2006 Location: Town Hall Age: 59 Posts: 183 Rep Power: 2	Re: The miracle of toilet paper This is also why I am as you call me chicken sh*t.......hehe

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