Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato - tanTALK

sundude · 03-22-2007, 09:32 AM

Had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married,

and had a little sweet potato,

which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,

they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked,

so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

and get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,'

and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry,

no Spud would get her into

the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand

she wouldn't stay home

and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise

so as not to be skinny

like her Shoestring cous ins.

When she went off to Europe,

Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France

called the French Fries.

And when she went out west,

to watch out for the Indians

so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on

the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

with those high class Yukon Golds,

or the ones from the other side of the tracks

who advertise their trade

on all the trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's Potato University)

so that when she graduated

she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her,

one-day Yam came home and announced

she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

poss ibly marry Tom Brokaw

because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

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A COMMON TATER

James Johnston · 03-22-2007, 03:55 PM

You have done better............................But, cute.........:lol:

cametotalktan · 03-22-2007, 06:48 PM

:( yeah

cirimele · 03-22-2007, 07:12 PM

Loved it!

sundude · 03-22-2007, 09:23 PM

It was dumb but I couldn't resist posting it

James Johnston · 03-22-2007, 09:27 PM

:lol: Yes, I know, but, compared to most of you funnies...............It was a dud SPUD.....hehe...

sundude · 03-22-2007, 09:34 PM

James Johnston · 03-22-2007, 10:10 PM

:) Please keep them comming; I look for one of your funnies when I get to Town Hall every morning..................Makes my day go better............

03-22-2007, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato Had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cous ins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't poss ibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just....... Are you ready for this? Are you sure? * * * * * * * OK! Here it is! * * * * * * * * * * * A COMMON TATER __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

03-22-2007, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato You have done better............................But, cute.........:lol:

03-22-2007, 06:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato :( yeah __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

03-22-2007, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
cirimele Join Date: Jan 21 2004 Location: Roseville, CA Posts: 129 Rep Power: 21	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato Loved it!

03-22-2007, 09:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato It was dumb but I couldn't resist posting it __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

03-22-2007, 09:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato :lol: Yes, I know, but, compared to most of you funnies...............It was a dud SPUD.....hehe...

03-22-2007, 09:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato LOL __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

03-22-2007, 10:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato :) Please keep them comming; I look for one of your funnies when I get to Town Hall every morning..................Makes my day go better............

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