Water VS Wine - tanTALK

sundude · 03-19-2007, 02:21 PM

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to
drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this
valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

ebsungirl · 03-19-2007, 02:22 PM

Soooo Sundude that is why you are full of CRAP!!! LMAO.....I still love you though!!

tanthis&tanthat · 03-19-2007, 03:10 PM

awww... you guys are so cute!!!

pulling out the wine from top shelf!

sundude · 03-19-2007, 03:11 PM

I get no respect: I tell ya

Mayor · 03-19-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sundude

I get no respect: I tell ya

We are all full of crap, but, thanks to sundude we all know why NOW!

Sundude, put the funnies on a little earlier. Makes my day a little better if I start with one of your jokes.............

03-19-2007, 02:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Water VS Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = Poop WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service. __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

03-19-2007, 02:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
ebsungirl I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 6 2005 Location: Northeast Posts: 4,570 Rep Power: 24	Re: Water VS Wine Soooo Sundude that is why you are full of CRAP!!! LMAO.....I still love you though!! __________________ Undercover Angel!

03-19-2007, 03:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
tanthis&tanthat My mom loves Derf!! Join Date: Jan 27 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,377 Rep Power: 28	Re: Water VS Wine awww... you guys are so cute!!! pulling out the wine from top shelf! __________________ "all though a few people have been accepted over there that arent owners but that just means that they have the tan talk personality..which isnt a compliment.. " __________________BAHAHAHAHA... cracks me up every time!

03-19-2007, 03:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Re: Water VS Wine I get no respect: I tell ya __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

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