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Old 03-08-2007, 10:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Only a woman could do this

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."



After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."



The woman said,"I don't want any of those *****es sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Not funny...
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Old 03-09-2007, 07:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Re: Only a woman could do this

I thought it was a little funny...
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Only a woman could do this

it's a little funny!
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Only a woman could do this

That there's funny. I don't care who y'are.
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Old 03-09-2007, 02:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Not funny...

Please see the thread about you not getting women...
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Old 03-09-2007, 03:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Funny,,,,,,,thanks sundude:glasses:
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I hafe to agree with muff, not funny (the cancer)
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Only a woman could do this

The punch line is the only somewhat funny thing!

The rest of the story is not
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Tell us another one Sundude. I have been sick and not on here for a couple of weeks and I missed the funnies. Still funny to me
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