spraytannedjenn

Thought you just might enjoy a good laugh !!!!!!!!!! .


There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church, the Catholic
Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels .

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the
squirrels.
After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined
to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The
deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels
in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next
week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to
harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set
them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution .
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter


Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue,
but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision
and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

James Johnston

Good`un