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Old 02-15-2007, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Riddle

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.

The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.


At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:


One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is getting "oral pleasure" from an 85 year old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing
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What are they both thinking?































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Old 02-15-2007, 08:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks, I look forward to my daily giggle. The older I get the better the 85 year olds look. :lol:
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Old 02-16-2007, 08:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thanks, I look forward to my daily giggle. The older I get the better the 85 year olds look. :lol:
Don`t worry about me Neon...................Like all men I haven`t changed my motto: "Eight to eighty, blind, crippled, or crazy". 85 would be pushing it :sick: ;) Just wait and see what Bill Clinton gets into in the next couple of years :lol:
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