Jogging with Bill - tanTALK

sundude · 02-14-2007, 06:28 PM

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however,
Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a
darn good explanation
for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.

Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"

Brandy1 · 02-14-2007, 06:34 PM

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha... ...... good one!

Neon Beach · 02-14-2007, 06:35 PM

roflmao!!

lewdyju · 02-14-2007, 06:36 PM

BOL!!!

James Johnston · 02-14-2007, 06:36 PM

good`un

Gidget · 02-14-2007, 07:15 PM

I thought you were talking about jogging with our Bill!;)

cametotalktan · 02-14-2007, 08:07 PM

OMG BOL

02-14-2007, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
sundude Just imagine Derf Join Date: Jul 13 2006 Location: Not sure Posts: 8,460 Rep Power: 50	Jogging with Bill Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?" __________________ "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there." *www.sunbodiestanning.com* *Are we having fun yet?*

02-14-2007, 06:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Re: Jogging with Bill Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha... ...... good one! __________________

02-14-2007, 06:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Jogging with Bill roflmao!! __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-14-2007, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
lewdyju I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 5 2006 Location: Elk Grove, CA Posts: 618 Rep Power: 20	Re: Jogging with Bill BOL!!! __________________ www.hotgloss.com www.myspace.com/endlesssuntanningsalon

02-14-2007, 06:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
James Johnston I Love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 26 2006 Location: Heart of Sand Mountain Posts: 340 Rep Power: 19	Re: Jogging with Bill good`un

02-14-2007, 07:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gidget I'm Banned Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Location: Québec, Canada Posts: 8,521 Rep Power: 0	Re: Jogging with Bill I thought you were talking about jogging with our Bill!;)

02-14-2007, 08:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Jogging with Bill OMG BOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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